a member of the stain network
Mon
15
December

For some time, Procter & Gamble, the world’s largest advertiser, has been dipping its big toes into the vast pool of Facebook, now the world’s largest social network.

The “America’s Favorite Stains” campaign ... asks for members’ ideas. It recently displayed 18 submissions.

Independent experts on Web advertising have been watching, however, and what they see is a myriad of difficulties in making brand advertising work on social networking sites. Members of social networks want to spend time with friends, not brands.

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Reached for comment, a Proctor & Gamble spokesperson admitted that the company received well over 18 submissions.  “About 2,000 of them were what I can only describe as obscene and vaguely sex-related,” the spokesperson said.  “It turned out to be a lot more like our recent MySpace Swiffer campaign than we had hoped.”

The company has been experimenting with Facebook’s numerous Web properties and communications channels.  Users in selected test markets have reported friend requests from “Duracell Dave” and invitations to join groups such as “Life’s a Febreze”, which currently has 9 members.  A “fan page” devoted to Tampax tampons has been received with similar disinterest.

A P&G “2.0” project team member revealed that the company recently concluded a test run on the now-defunct Pownce and will soon launch 5 product-specific Twitter accounts and a “Mr. Clean Lifestream” on blip.tv.  Both initiatives are designed to “reach out to the consumer in ways they would never expect or want.”

Tags: business, facebook, social networks, failure to understand at a basic level what roles cleaning products play in normal human lives, procter & gamble, life's a febreze, america's favorite stains, myspace

1,000,000 strong for the preservation of irony
Tue
16
September

Bill Tancer, a self-described “data geek”, has analyzed information for over 10 million web users to conclude that [...] surfing for porn had dropped to about 10 percent of searches from 20 percent a decade ago, and the hottest Internet searches now are for social networking sites.

“As social networking traffic has increased, visits to porn sites have decreased,” said Tancer, indicated that the 18-24 year old age group particularly was searching less for porn.

“My theory is that young users spend so much time on social networks that they don’t have time to look at adult sites.”

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from: Facebook
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to: Wryly Minogue
date: Tue, Sep 16, 2008 at 4:14 AM
subject: Armando Sanz invited you to join the group “18-24 Year Olds Who Troll Adult Websites Instead of Joining Pointless Facebook Groups”
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Armando invited you to join the Facebook group “18-24 Year Olds Who Troll Adult Websites Instead of Joining Pointless Facebook Groups”

Click here to see more details and confirm this group invitation.

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The Facebook Team

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Tags: technology, facebook, internet, unintentional irony, creepy facebook friends, porn

SuperCoach!
Sat
23
February

[Rick] Swift will be reevaluated by Dr. Steve Lombardo in Los Angeles. If the injury is confirmed, Swift likely is out for the rest of the season, although Seattle coach P.J. Carlesimo would not rule out a return before it ends.

It’s horrible news for him, and it’s not good for us,” Carlesimo said. “We want to play him. We want to look at him.”

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As Coach Carlesimo left the podium, I noticed a flutter of white.  Ducking cameras and boom mics to reach the swiftly emptying platform, I grasped at the scrap of paper and tucked it carefully into my wallet.  Once free of the elbowing masses, I ducked into a doorway to pour over my prize.  The part of the printout that had not been torn away was blurry and spotted—with what: water? sweat?—but the thicket of bolded blue words remained legible, the two scrawled red circles still crisp on the battered paper.

      ou want to do to Rick Swift? (just click & wa
    ench, buy a drink for, chest bump, dr
eat with, feed, goose, high five, hug, j
look at, lick, medicate, motivate, no
 inch, play, pwn, rest, smack, sea
   ain, trip, urge on, validate, we

Tags: sports, basketball, facebook, robert swift, p.j. carlesimo