str8 ballin
History says [Mavericks forward Dirk] Nowitzki will actually rebound faster than anyone who saw the footage would dare imagine … as long as the damage is restricted to the ankle area. He’s done it so many times that he makes you think he has bionic ankles, with one theory in Mavsland suggesting that Nowitzki—thanks to years of countless deep-knee bends and other unorthodox exercises with his German mentor Holger Geschwindner—can play through ankle sprains so easily because of his world-class flexibility.
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HolgerGeschwindner912 and allyoucaneatschrempf have invited you to a conference chat. Do you accept? y
HolgerGeschwindner912: Dirk.
HolgerGeschwindner912: My child.
heart_of_dirkne$$: wazzup !!!!
heart_of_dirkne$$: h 2 tha g repre$ent
heart_of_dirkne$$: detlef in tha hou$e, i see u
allyoucaneatschrempf: HELLO DIRK
HolgerGeschwindner912: In a shaded recess of the Black Forest I discovered you.
HolgerGeschwindner912: With a father’s discipline and a mother’s tender love did I mold you.
HolgerGeschwindner912: Your arabesques were once the envy of the civilized world, Dirk.
HolgerGeschwindner912: Your perfect turnout, your fifth position, your plié.
HolgerGeschwindner912: And the deep-knee bends.
HolgerGeschwindner912: Each more exquisite than the last.
heart_of_dirkne$$: do this rel8 2 how my ankle b all bu$ted up
heart_of_dirkne$$: kuz that b relatively $tr8forwurd
HolgerGeschwindner912: Dirk, my perfect Teutonic specimen.
HolgerGeschwindner912: What have they done to you?
heart_of_dirkne$$: 2tonik kronik LOL
heart_of_dirkne$$: naw we wuz ju$t $tr8 ballin
HolgerGeschwindner912: What?
heart_of_dirkne$$: sum punk-a$$ boxt me out
heart_of_dirkne$$: i wuz all, DAMM
allyoucaneatschrempf: I DO NOT UNEDRSTAND THIS “$tr8 ballin”
heart_of_dirkne$$: N
heart_of_dirkne$$: it$ takin u a long-a$$ time 2 type btw
HolgerGeschwindner912: Why are you intentionally misspelling your words, Dirk?
heart_of_dirkne$$: ...
heart_of_dirkne$$: str8 ballin
heart_of_dirkne$$: doktor tolt me my ankle wuz like krazy $trong
heart_of_dirkne$$: on akkount of all tha ballet $h!t
allyoucaneatschrempf: I HAD SIMLAR EXPERIENCE
allyoucaneatschrempf: CAN WE SPEAK GERMN NOW
HolgerGeschwindner912: Dirk.
HolgerGeschwindner912: It is not too late for you.
heart_of_dirkne$$: h geezy
heart_of_dirkne$$: if u about 2 invoke swan lake agin
HolgerGeschwindner912: The Munich Ballet has not yet cast the lead for this year’s performance of “Swan Lake.”
heart_of_dirkne$$: i promiss u i will bounce wit tha qwikne$$
heart_of_dirkne$$: PEACE IN THA MIDLE EA$T !!!!
heart_of_dirkness has left the conference chat.
HolgerGeschwindner912: Dirk! I command you not to bounce!
HolgerGeschwindner912: Sigh.
HolgerGeschwindner912: I think we’ve lost him, Detlef.
allyoucaneatschrempf: MAYBE NEXT TIME WE DO NOT SPEAK STUPID ENGILSH??
allyoucaneatschrempf: I’M NOT SURE WHY YOU KEEP INVITED ME TO THESE ANYHOW