so you think you can dance
Thu
17
July

An 18-year-old Plymouth man whose bad dancing at a city festival attracted the attention of authorities was charged Monday with two drug-related misdemeanors, according to a criminal complaint.
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A security officer at Hispanic Fest on Saturday night pointed out [the man] to patrolling Sheboygan police officers after observing strange dancing.

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shakespeares_the_hempest:  thats everyone then
shakespeares_the_hempest:  welcome brian
EganjSchiele:  Sup Brian
weedRtheworld:  brain!!!  WHATS CRACKIN
HERBALPERT128:  YO GUYS…
shakespeares_the_hempest:  so im just gonna paste in what i have for the petition so far
EganjSchiele:  Lol, you said Brain instead of Brian
shakespeares_the_hempest:  To: David E. Kirk, Chief of Police, Sheboygan Police Department
EganjSchiele:  Now I’m thinking of a brain just typing and wahtnot
HERBALPERT128:  NOT GONNA LIE, THAT FREAKS ME OUTT
shakespeares_the_hempest:  focus you guys
weedRtheworld:  i’m all darked out too
weedRtheworld:  it’s like krang from teenage mutant ninja turtles
HERBALPERT128:  THAT WAS AND STILL IS MY FAVORITE SHOW
EganjSchiele:  Sory Steve, keep going
shakespeares_the_hempest:  thanks
shakespeares_the_hempest:  We, the undersigned, wish to express our outrage over the recent arrest of Jeffrey G. Holm, Jr.
shakespeares_the_hempest:  We are particularly dismayed at the precedent set by this arrest, which was motivated by what we can only call “dance profiling.”
shakespeares_the_hempest:  thoughts corrections etc
weedRtheworld:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmWtFAZHaHM
weedRtheworld:  check this out, it’s off the chain
HERBALPERT128:  THIS IS DEFINATELY TAKING MY MIND OFF THE TYPING BRAIN
shakespeares_the_hempest:  “Tiger having Boom Boom with a dog”
shakespeares_the_hempest:  thats great angus
shakespeares_the_hempest:  thats truly productive
shakespeares_the_hempest:  brian its “definitely”
HERBALPERT128:  THIS IS “DEFINATELY” TAKING MY MIND OFF THE TYPING BRAIN
EganjSchiele:  So far, the petition sounds super-official… I like it
shakespeares_the_hempest:  While discrimination based on any form of dance is unacceptable, we seek legal protection for practitioners of the following dances, which we feel to be unfairly targeted by the police:
shakespeares_the_hempest:  so now i need some help naming some stoner dances
shakespeares_the_hempest:  so far i have:
shakespeares_the_hempest:  The Tree
shakespeares_the_hempest:  The Worm
shakespeares_the_hempest:  thats it
weedRtheworld:  the robot velociraptor
HERBALPERT128:  THE ONE WHERE YOU PRETEND THAT YOU AHVE THIS MAGICAL BALL OF ENERGY BETWIXT YOUR HANDS
weedRtheworld:  the humpty dance
EganjSchiele:  Mr. Wobbles
weedRtheworld:  the camel walk
HERBALPERT128:  THE ONE WHERE YOU TRAVEL ACROSS THE ENTIRE DANCE FLOOR BY BOUNDING
shakespeares_the_hempest:  good good
weedRtheworld:  the funky broadway
HERBALPERT128:  THE ONE WHERE YOU’RE THAT GIRL WHO JUST KIND OF SWAYS BACK AND FORTH
weedRtheworld:  the shopping cart
weedRtheworld:  riverdance
EganjSchiele:  The Unusualy Fey Pizza Delivary Man
HERBALPERT128:  STRAVINSKY’S “THE FIREBIRD,” CHOREOGRAPHED BY MICHEL FOKINE
shakespeares_the_hempest:  awesome
shakespeares_the_hempest:  well except for the stravinsky
shakespeares_the_hempest:  brian i dont know if we can put that in
HERBALPERT128:  EVERY TIME I GET TORCHED, “THE FIREBIRD” IS SORT OF MY GO-TO
weedRtheworld:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD6iIbJ83p0
weedRtheworld:  i’m sorry,b ut this is the most incredible thing i have ever seen
EganjSchiele is messily eating some Doritos.
EganjSchiele:  Angus!! 
shakespeares_the_hempest:  great
shakespeares_the_hempest:  just great
shakespeares_the_hempest:  guys are we done
HERBALPERT128:  WAIT DONE WITH WHAT
HERBALPERT128:  ROTFLMAO, I TOTALLY FORGET WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT

Tags: conference chat, police, marijuana, drugs, dance