Do not worry, this is a non-violent protest. I have actually just superglued myself to the buttons of the Prime Minister.

We cannot shake away climate change like you can just shake away my arm.

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emotion: _concern
adjective: _important
verb 1: _save
noun (plural): _manatees
celebrity: _Jerry Seinfeld
verb 2: _roast
social issue: _underage drinking
verb 2: _roast
noun: _vase

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To help solve underage drinking, save yourself to the manatees of Jerry Seinfeld.

In order to maximize your fame, please write the following statement down and recite it when asked about your motivation:

Do not concern, this is a important protest. I have actually just saved myself to the manatees of Jerry Seinfeld.
We cannot roast away underage drinking like you can just roast away my vase.

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Signaling a significant departure from the Southern Baptist Convention’s official stance on global warming, 44 Southern Baptist leaders have decided to back a declaration calling for more action on climate change, saying its previous position on the issue was “too timid.”
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[T]he new declaration, which will be released Monday, states, “Our cautious response to these issues in the face of mounting evidence may be seen by the world as uncaring, reckless and ill-informed.”

The document also urges ministers to preach more about the environment and for all Baptists to keep an open mind about considering environmental policy.

BROOKLYN – Members of a high-ranking group of Jehovah’s Witnesses have announced their intent to visit Washington on Tuesday to discuss interest rate cuts with Fed chairman Ben Bernanke. In a news conference broadcast over closed-circuit television, group spokesman Samuel F. Herd stated that “the previous positions of Jehovah’s Witnesses on the issue of economic stimulus have been too moderate given the current evidence for an impending recession.”

“In the name of the Tetragrammaton! pardon our too-long silence on this most Christian of issues,” shouted an excitable Herd, specifying: “Interest rates.”

Herd said the group will urge Chairman Bernanke to cut both short- and long-term federal interest rates.  “It is our belief that sliding housing prices and the increasing cost of oil will contribute to a loss of jobs in 2008, and that the impending recession can only be staved off by interest rate cuts, thus averting the unspeakable flaming wrath of Jehovah.” The council, he added, will push for economic relief for individual taxpayers, “perhaps in the form of some kind of tax rebate.”

“For does it not say in Leviticus: in the event of an economic downturn shalt thou go into the valley of Hinnom, and upon the eve of the Sabbath shalt thou declare a tax rebate,” interjected fellow Governing Body member Gerrit Lösch, to a chorus of Hallelujahs.

Should Bernanke fail to heed their advice, Herd continued, the group may resort to drastic tactics, including repeatedly ringing his doorbell and befriending him for the sole purpose of converting him to their views on monetary policy.

It is believed that the timing of this announcement was related to the press conference scheduled for later today by a group of prominent Zoroastrians, who are claiming a “moral imperative” to restructure certain clauses of NAFTA.

Tags: religion, christianity, climate change, interest rates, southern baptists, jehovah's witnesses