[reader:] Given your defense of Sarah Palin’s judgment on Bristol Palin, do you take back what you said about Jamie Lynn Spears’ pregnancy--that her parents were to blame?

[Bill O’Reilly:] When I talked about the Spears parents, I said the parents were pinheads because they didn’t supervise their young daughters. I stand by that remark.  There’s no evidence that the Palins did not supervise their daughter…

Dude, that’s the creepiest thing you have ever said, Bill O’Reilly.

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The Republicans will today attempt to rally behind John McCain’s controversial choice of Sarah Palin as his running mate for November’s presidential election amid a stream of embarrassing disclosures about her past.

The first story to raise doubts about Palin was over a state probe into allegations that she abused her position as governor to try to sack her brother-in-law, a state trooper, after he divorced her sister. The same day the McCain campaign team put out a statement saying that Palin’s 17-year-old daughter, Bristol, was five months pregnant. The father was later named in media reports as Levi Johnston, 18. The campaign team said it had gone public to end rumours that Palin’s most recent child was in fact Bristol’s.

In a MySpace entry, which has now been blocked, Johnston describes himself a “fuckin’ redneck” and says he is in a relationship but “doesn’t want kids”. He has left Alaska to join Palin’s family at the Republican party conference in St Paul, Minnesota, where she is due to make a speech tonight.
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Journalists descended on Alaska on Saturday and uncovered further details. According to Time magazine, as mayor of the small town of St George, Palin tried to ban certain books from a local library and threatened to sack a librarian who opposed this.

Facebook chat messages. Recorded and intercepted by FBI national security dept, 2:06pm, 2 September 2008.

Greg McDonnell to Levi Johnston: Dude, your online! what’s happenin? You wernt at the mall saturday and your myspace aint workin. Where are you??
Levi Johnston to Greg McDonnell: hey greg, this is all REDACTED up! i’m in minnesota at that republican thing. i got kidknapped, bro! these fed guys came round the house friday and told my mom i had to go with them.
Greg: Huh?
Levi: yeah. they flew me in this private jet and pulled a gun on me!
Greg: Cool!
Levi: no dude it was REDACTED scary
Greg: Did they shoot you?
Levi: huh? no they like read this list of things that I had to do and what I can say. i’ve gotta marry bristol, man! she’s keeping the baby and i have to be its dad!
Greg: Oh boy that sucks.
Levi: yeah
Greg: She looks like a beaver!
Levi: great REDACTED, tho
Greg: Oh man, I bet!
Levi: yeah and when the feds came to my house they raided it and found all my porno. and they went thru my moms books and magazines and burned some of them, right there in the garden.
Greg: Why? Does your mom also have porno?
Levi: no dude! like, proper books n REDACTED.
Greg: Why would you burn books? Like, who does that?
Levi: uh, i dunno
Greg: What’s Bristol’s mom like? She’s everywhere in the news!
Levi: she’s a real REDACTED!  she shouts at me all the time. she called me a dog. she’s always cursin. and she told my mom that she had to get sterilized
Greg: Why?
Levi: this is so REDACTED up. i’m not even allowed to use a computer. i had to sneak out to find an internet cafe. i don’t even like bristol, man. i only REDACTED her once! i just wanna come home and play football.
Greg: Dude, I can’t stop thinking about her REDACTED. Are they, like, really big?
Levi: oh REDACTED, the feds are here! REDACTED!, dude helpm

Communication terminated by FBI national security dept, 2:11pm, 2 September 2008.

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Focus on the Family President James Dobson, who strongly praised McCain’s selection of Palin as a running mate, said the Palin family is approaching the pregnancy [of 17-year-old daughter Bristol] exactly how his group recommends.

“...[The Palins] should be commended once again for not just talking about their pro-life and pro-family values, but living them out even in the midst of trying circumstances,” Dobson said.

Dobson continued, “They really should be commended. Especially brave Bristol. I mean, this is the miracle of life here, people.  Talk about being pro-life!  A lot of teenagers are out there preaching the Lord’s gospel, standing up strong against the murder of God’s children, and God bless them, but are they out there actually creating life?  Bringing more of God’s children into this world?  Huh? No.  No they are not.  A lot of teenagers, they talk the pro-life talk alright, and again, praise the Lord for that, but end of the day, they are not themselves actively having babies. You want to see pro-life, you don’t need to look any further than Bristol Palin.  She is truly an example to all our daughters. 

“I mean, think about it.  God gives his children the miraculous tools to create life at what 12? 13?  And what do most of us do?  Sit around for years, decades wasting this miracle!  ‘Thanks for this awesome gift-miracle, God, maybe I’ll get around to using it a couple of times in 15 or 20 years!’ I mean did Jesus Christ our Savior say ‘Oh, I can rise from the dead?  Cool, maybe I will do that in like 10 years!’? Heck no!  He was like ‘Awesome miracle, God!  I am out of here!’ Three days from the Cross to Easter. That’s pretty good!

“And that’s why Bristol’s bravery makes her like Jesus.  As soon as she figured out how the whole gosh darn thing worked, she got down to business.  God’s business.  The business of giving bodies to all the angels up in heaven, just as fast as possible. Let Bristol Palin’s bravery be a reminder of what God asks of all of us:  to make sure all Christian women everywhere are constantly pregnant or weaning one of God’s angel babies so they can get started on a little angel brother or sister ASAP.

“An empty womb is basically an abortion clinic, people.  Every woman between puberty and wombdrought who is not actively pregnant is not just lazy, she is resisting God’s miracle, and basically killing the baby that wants so badly to live inside her wondrous womb if she weren’t being so gosh darn selfish.

“KNOCK KNOCK. 

“‘Who’s there?’

“ONE OF GOD’S CHILDREN. 

“‘One of God’s Children Who?’

“ONE OF GOD’S CHILDREN WHO WANTS SO BADLY TO BE BORN INTO THE WORLD SO HE CAN CONTINUE THE LORD’S WORK. 

“‘Oh, no thanks, One of God’s Children, I’m too busy. I want to finish high school. I want to go to college. I want a career. Me me me me me me me.’

“It is high time that our allegedly ‘pro-life’ teenage daughters started putting their wombs where their mouths are, and follow Bristol Palin’s brave lead.  God bless America, and God bless our daughters not wasting their precious womb-miracles. Amen.”

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