it’ll get her the intern vote, at least
...When porn star Milly D’Abbraccio designed her campaign posters, it was obvious she was going to show off her bottom.
Targeting her male fan base, the veteran of Italy’s adult entertainment industry has plastered images of her derriere all around the Eternal City in a bid to win a seat in Rome’s city hall.
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“I am the derriere of the Socialist party,” she concluded.
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The Clinton war room.
Campaign Manager Maggie Williams: Good morning, Clintons. I’ve been doing a little online research into the state of Italian… er, politics, and I think I have a new campaign role model.
Hillary: This better not be about Carla Bruni again.
MW: No, no. No! Ha ha. No, this is about Milly D’Abbraccio.
Bill: Ooooh yeah!
Hillary, suddenly icy: I don’t know who that is, but whatever you’re planning, I won’t do it.
Bill: I’d like to hear more about this idea, Maggie.
MW: Well, she’s running for city hall in Rome, and instead of slogans or pictures of her face, her posters feature her—
Bill, sotto voce: Please say butt. Please say butt.
MW, looking nervously at Hillary —well, yeah.
Hillary:
MW: Her butt.
Hillary: I unquestionably will not do that.
Bill, beseechingly: But babe, you’ve got such a cute—
Hillary, glaring stonily:
Bill:
Interns: [awkward fidgeting]
MW: Well! Well, actually…
Hillary, glaring anew:
MW: Actually we weren’t thinking of using you for these posters, Hillary.
Hillary: You bet you weren’t.
MW: Instead, we were actually wondering if—
Bill, suddenly without pants: I’LL DO IT.