”It’s just malarkey, flat malarkey,” Biden said of the Ayers criticism. “The guy Barack Obama is going to turn and ask opinion to is me, not that guy.”

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A lunch counter.

Barack Obama: The club sandwich looks good.
Joe Biden: It’s got turkey, number one.  Number two, it’s also got bacon.
Barack Obama: Although I always feel better after, after eating a salad.
Joe Biden: Let me repeat: the club sandwich also has bacon.
Barack Obama: These salads look pretty good too.
Barack Obama: But not as good as the club sandwich.
Barack Obama, to himself: I need to get an opinion on this one.
Joe Biden, waiting expectantly:
Barack Obama: Joe, do you have Bill Ayers’s number?  I remember he used to have pretty good thoughts on lunc
Joe Biden is holding a kitchen knife.
Barack Obama:
Joe Biden: I will not be ignored.

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