keep those balls in the air
Tue
6
May

“I truly believe that that’s going to take an individual that has testicular fortitude,” said [Indiana union president Paul Gipson]. “That’s exactly right. That’s what we gotta have.”

Clinton, standing behind Gipson, smiled sheepishly before breaking into a nervous laugh. Gipson continued by slamming unnamed “Gucci-wearing, latte-drinking, self-centered, egotistical people that have damaged our lifestyle,” before endorsing and introducing Clinton.

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You have been invited to a conference chat with thatshillaryous1026, CaRvIlLaIn, and superdelegate1011806. Do you accept? Y

superdelegate1011806: i guess i’d have to hear it
CaRvIlLaIn: RAGIN’ CAJUN GONNA RAGE ALL OVER YUO
CaRvIlLaIn: YOU
superdelegate1011806: yeah, i really feel like you could do better than that, theme song-wise
thatshillaryous1026: welcome paul!
SteelWorkersLoc6787: Is this the Chat room?
CaRvIlLaIn: PAUL WHAT’S UP
thatshillaryous1026: congressman, this is paul gipson, president of the steelworkers local 6787
thatshillaryous1026: paul u can go ahead and tell the congressman about the needs of ur community
SteelWorkersLoc6787: My goodness, There’s a lot going on at once here.
10:14am
superdelegate1011806: um...?
thatshillaryous1026: give him some time
10:23am
superdelegate1011806: senator clinton, could you ask your supporter to type a bit faster please
SteelWorkersLoc6787: I would like to apologize in advance for my lack of Computer Knowledge, It is a subject Blue-Collar America does not Tend to be Familiar With.

superdelegate1011806 has been censored by the chat administrator.
superdelegate1011806: i can’t f-ing believe you took 23 minutes of our time to type that\
CaRvIlLaIn: PAUL YOU MAY WANT TO CUT TO THE CHASE
thatshillaryous1026: paul maybe ur niece can type 4 u or sometihng
10:37am
SteelWorkersLoc6787: Okay, I’ll get my niece, You wait right here.
SteelWorkersLoc6787 has left the conference chat.
superdelegate1011806: wtf
superdelegate1011806: i didn’t know people like that even existed anymore
CaRvIlLaIn: HE DOES SEEM PRETTY OUT OF IT
SteelWorkersLoc6787 has entered the conference chat.
SteelWorkersLoc6787: Hilary Clinton has the tisticuler forited to stand up too egotesticle latte drnikers
superdelegate1011806: what does that even mean?
CaRvIlLaIn: CAN WE GET AN OLDER NIECE
thatshillaryous1026: it means i am not an elitist??
CaRvIlLaIn: WITH BETTER SPELLING MAYBE
superdelegate1011806: i’m drinking a latte right now
superdelegate1011806: i fail to see how lattes denote egotism
thatshillaryous1026: teh main thing is, i have balls
superdelegate1011806: i have to tell you that this sort of knee-jerk cultural stereotyping does very little for me
SteelWorkersLoc6787: Every time a liberal drinks a latte, We loose 400 jobs
thatshillaryous1026: the american people understand that i have more balls than any other candidate
superdelegate1011806: again, wtf
CaRvIlLaIn: SHE HASN’T SLEPT IN LIKE FOUR DAYS
CaRvIlLaIn: GIVE HER A BREAK
CaRvIlLaIn: AND ALSO YOUR VOTE
superdelegate1011806: sen. clinton.
superdelegate1011806: i have to go
superdelegate1011806: maybe we can talk later?
thatshillaryous1027: barack = no balls
CaRvIlLaIn: YES, LEAVE NOW PLEASE
superdelegate1011806 has left the conference chat.

SteelWorkersLoc6787: Itallian fashion Designers keep comming to teh Steel mill and pnuching everyone in the Face
SteelWorkersLoc6787: Many people dont know, However Barack Obama is secretly Fashion Maven Donatella Versace
SteelWorkersLoc6787: So selfish

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