don’t cry for me, sexually repressed dictator-loving clergymen
Pop star Madonna’s antics are lustful, a stain on humanity and offensive to God, a retired Roman Catholic cardinal said on Wednesday during a mass for the late Chilean military dictator Gen. Augusto Pinochet.
Madonna performed in Santiago on the Latin American leg of her Sticky and Sweet Tour to promote her album “Hard Candy.”
“The atmosphere in our city is pretty agitated because this woman is visiting and with incredibly shameful behavior provokes a wild and lustful enthusiasm,” Cardinal Jorge Medina told the congregation.
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“Jorge Medina obviously hasn’t been keeping up with my blog entries on the Madge Report, or he would know what an immense compliment he’s given me,” said Madonna when reached for comment after a show. Tossing her top hat aside, the singer continued, “I mean, everyone knows my next album is going to be called ‘A Wild and Lustful Enthusiasm for Fishnets.’”
“Jorge and I go way back, anyway. He’s refused to talk to me ever since I wouldn’t sign on for the part of Lucia Hiriart de Pinochet in the screenplay he was writing. I mean, I love playing the egomaniacal wife of a South American dictator as much as the next multiplatinum, macrobiotically obsessed serial emasculator. But I could never pull off dowdy.”
