Dobson continued, “They really should be commended. Especially brave Bristol. I mean, this is the miracle of life here, people. Talk about being pro-life! A lot of teenagers are out there preaching the Lord’s gospel, standing up strong against the murder of God’s children, and God bless them, but are they out there actually creating life? Bringing more of God’s children into this world? Huh? No. No they are not. A lot of teenagers, they talk the pro-life talk alright, and again, praise the Lord for that, but end of the day, they are not themselves actively having babies. You want to see pro-life, you don’t need to look any further than Bristol Palin. She is truly an example to all our daughters.
“I mean, think about it. God gives his children the miraculous tools to create life at what 12? 13? And what do most of us do? Sit around for years, decades wasting this miracle! ‘Thanks for this awesome gift-miracle, God, maybe I’ll get around to using it a couple of times in 15 or 20 years!’ I mean did Jesus Christ our Savior say ‘Oh, I can rise from the dead? Cool, maybe I will do that in like 10 years!’? Heck no! He was like ‘Awesome miracle, God! I am out of here!’ Three days from the Cross to Easter. That’s pretty good!
“And that’s why Bristol’s bravery makes her like Jesus. As soon as she figured out how the whole gosh darn thing worked, she got down to business. God’s business. The business of giving bodies to all the angels up in heaven, just as fast as possible. Let Bristol Palin’s bravery be a reminder of what God asks of all of us: to make sure all Christian women everywhere are constantly pregnant or weaning one of God’s angel babies so they can get started on a little angel brother or sister ASAP.
“An empty womb is basically an abortion clinic, people. Every woman between puberty and wombdrought who is not actively pregnant is not just lazy, she is resisting God’s miracle, and basically killing the baby that wants so badly to live inside her wondrous womb if she weren’t being so gosh darn selfish.
“KNOCK KNOCK.
“‘Who’s there?’
“ONE OF GOD’S CHILDREN.
“‘One of God’s Children Who?’
“ONE OF GOD’S CHILDREN WHO WANTS SO BADLY TO BE BORN INTO THE WORLD SO HE CAN CONTINUE THE LORD’S WORK.
“‘Oh, no thanks, One of God’s Children, I’m too busy. I want to finish high school. I want to go to college. I want a career. Me me me me me me me.’
“It is high time that our allegedly ‘pro-life’ teenage daughters started putting their wombs where their mouths are, and follow Bristol Palin’s brave lead. God bless America, and God bless our daughters not wasting their precious womb-miracles. Amen.”
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As proponents of same-sex marriage across the country planned protests on Saturday against the ban [on gay marriage in California], interviews with the main forces behind the ballot measure showed how close its backers believe it came to defeat—and the extraordinary role Mormons played in helping to pass it with money, institutional support and dedicated volunteers.
