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21
October
A 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was in the Saginaw County Jail for “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a Thomas Township car wash, police say.
A Thomas Township resident called police to report “someone acting suspicious” at a car wash around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, said Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger.
The officer parked some distance away, approached on foot and caught the man in the act, Breidinger said.
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“This man is very lucky that the officer didn’t observe him feeding quarters into the machine,” Breidinger continued. “Or else he’d be looking at additional charges of solicitation of prostitution, on top of the public indecency.”
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