When he was an active player, it was easy to admire [retiring German goalkeeper] Oliver Kahn, but it was very hard to love him...for Oliver Kahn, football was never a game and, as he has said on numerous occasions, he never really enjoyed himself on a football pitch.
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[I]n 1999, he grabbed Dortmund’s Andreas Möller by the ear, delivered a kung-fu styled kick aimed at Stephane Chapuisat and then pretended to bite Heiko Herrlich in the neck - all in one game.

You have been invited to a conference chat with OLI_THE_GOALIE.  Do you accept? n
You have been invited to a conference chat with OLI_THE_GOALIE.  Do you accept? n
You have been invited to a conference chat with OLI_THE_GOALIE.  Do you accept? y

OLI_THE_GOALIE: WHy you did not accept the chat Michael Rensing?
SimplyGutRensing: it was a typo
OLI_THE_GOALIE: I have been watching you in the TV
OLI_THE_GOALIE: ANd I am quite displeased actualy!!!
OLI_THE_GOALIE: If you want to follow in the footsteps of OLI KAHN YOU MUST PLAY DIFFERENT
SimplyGutRensing: actually i have not given up a goal in 423 minutes of play
OLI_THE_GOALIE: FOOTBALL IS NOT A GAME
OLI_THE_GOALIE: You cannot just be PLAYING AROUND out there!!@
OLI_THE_GOALIE: I did not see you give to anyone a bite
SimplyGutRensing: i am trying to develop my own style
OLI_THE_GOALIE: YOu did not even take the knuckles and rub them into a mans head
OLI_THE_GOALIE: On a day in 1999 I achieved the most professional “trick of the hat” of all time:
OLI_THE_GOALIE: Kick, Bite, Grab An Ear
OLI_THE_GOALIE: DO YOU THINK I ENJOYED THIS???
SimplyGutRensing: so far we are undefeated without this antics
OLI_THE_GOALIE: UNdefeated, perhaps
OLI_THE_GOALIE: BUt also very decadent I think
SimplyGutRensing: i have to go practice
OLI_THE_GOALIE: Practice pummeling a mans stomach with your elbows?
SimplyGutRensing: no
OLI_THE_GOALIE: Raking the fingernails along a buttock like atiger??
SimplyGutRensing: no
OLI_THE_GOALIE: Implementing the Javanese FLying Squirrel??
SimplyGutRensing: i dont even know what that is
OLI_THE_GOALIE: >:0
OLI_THE_GOALIE: I have failed you as a teacher.
OLI_THE_GOALIE has kneed you in the eyeball.
SimplyGutRensing: owwwww
SimplyGutRensing: how is this even possible to do in a chat

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