The Bush Administration [...] has resisted specific time tables [...] Yet the administration appears for the first time to be prepared to contemplate an end to the U.S. military presence in Iraq. (President Bush still avers the term “time table”, opting for “time horizon”.)

To: Turd Blossom
From: Me.  The President.  George W. Bush. President Bush
Re: Other Stuff We Could Call It

Karl,
Been thinkin like you said about what else we could call time tables now that were gonna propose one. That is smart.  Weve been criticizing time tables so now if we proposed one weed look week.  So we change the name.  I like that.  Its a neat plan.

Anyways, I thought a some good ones. Any of these you like the best is fine with me they are all really good:

Time Fortress
Time Freedom
Time Family
Time Cannon (BOOM!  BOOM! Time Cannon!)
Time Ranger
Time Star Wars
Time Warrior
Time Angel (I thought Time Jesus, but this way we get Jews too! Do Muslims believe in angels?  Don’t know. Find out. Probably.  Scary angels.  That wood be a heck of a movie “Scary Muslim Angels”. Like on motorcycles or something? With those curved swords and they’re yelling like “YEE YEE YEE YEE!” and waving the swords? I love that movie).
Time Millionare
Time Speed
Time NASCAR
Time Superheroes
Time Sports
Time Barbecue Ribs
Time Explosion
Time Destiny (also, how pretty would that be for a girl’s name?  Im gonna call Jenna and Barbara and see if one of ems knocked up yet. Time Destiny Bush. That’s real pretty)
Time World War II
Time Mother’s Day
Time Waterfall
Time Horizon (This ones boring guess who picked it?  Yep. That’s what I get for asking the old man’s advice but mom said. No wonder his presidency was so much more boringer than mine)
Time Doo-doo (HA HA! Just seein if your payin attention!  I gotta go take a leek)

Signed,
President Bush

P.s. Time Leek!

Tags: politics, george w. bush, iraq, science-fiction-type words that sound awesome, euphemisms, karl rove, time horizon