After the presidential hopeful walked away, [quality inspector Carolyn] Davis let out a “Whoo!” and fanned herself.
“It got hot in here. He ain’t bad looking either,” she told your pooler.

During the 25-minute tour, Obama called a woman “sweetie,” and thanked her in Spanish, then told another woman who let him know she is from Thailand, “I love Thai food.”

But Obama lavished compliments on dancewear manufacturer Marisa Cerveris, who gave him a black and pink leotard for [his daughters] Malia and Sasha, explaining she was once in the New York City ballet.
“You look like you might be a dancer,” Obama told her, later adding: “You’re big time.”

You have been invited to the “OBAMA 4/1/08 STRATEGY SESSION” conference chat with daxelrod and PLOUFFE_DADDY.  Do you accept? y
Barack_Obama: Hello, advisers.
daxelrod: whats crackin barack
PLOUFFE_DADDY: BARIZZLE
daxelrod: barackin tha vote
PLOUFFE_DADDY: OBAMARAMA
Barack_Obama: Indeed!
daxelrod: barack my world
PLOUFFE_DADDY: OBAMA-GYN
daxelrod: third barack from the sun
daxelrod: plouffe what the hell does that mean
PLOUFFE_DADDY: OB-GYN-AMA
Barack_Obama: That one doesn’t so much work for me.
PLOUFFE_DADDY: IT MEANS YOURE A P-I-M-P
PLOUFFE_DADDY: GETTIN ALL UP INTO WOMENS PRIVATE AREAZ
daxelrod: no u didnt!!!!!!!
Barack_Obama: Cease and desist, Plouffe!
Barack_Obama: Ha ha ha ha.
PLOUFFE_DADDY: SERIOUSLY THO
PLOUFFE_DADDY: GETTIN DOWN TO BIZNESS
daxelrod: barack weve conduted a bunch of focus groups
daxelrod: 2 figure out how 2 close the gap among women age 25-49
Barack_Obama: I’m all ears!
PLOUFFE_DADDY: THE RESULTS MAY SURPRISE YOU
daxelrod: guess what we found
Barack_Obama: Hmmm… I’m going to guess they respond most strongly to an emphasis on consensus-building.
daxelrod: no they dont give a shit about that
Barack_Obama: Is it health care? Do they react to our discussion of health care?
PLOUFFE_DADDY: HELL NO
PLOUFFE_DADDY: WOMEN DONT CARE ABOUT POLICY
PLOUFFE_DADDY: THEYRE WACK LIKE THAT
daxelrod: it turns out they only respond to one thing
daxelrod: smoothness
Barack_Obama: “Smoothness”?
PLOUFFE_DADDY: REMEBER WHEN I SAID YOU WERE A PIMP
PLOUFFE_DADDY: YOU GOTTA START TALKIN PIMP TALK
daxelrod: tell individual women theyre goodlookin
daxelrod: get ur mack on
Barack_Obama: I don’t know, Davids. I don’t want to come off as louche.
daxelrod: example: say a lady is from thailand
daxelrod: then u say, oh what a coincidence…
daxelrod: i love thai food
PLOUFFE_DADDY: WHAT THE HELL IS LUCHE
daxelrod: bottom line, u got 2 make women feel tha heat
daxelrod: u do that, pennsylvanias in tha bag
PLOUFFE_DADDY: PENSYLVANIA WOMEN ARE SLUTTY
Barack_Obama: Well… if the focus groups are pointing that way, I guess we should give it a shot.
Barack_Obama: I have to go appear at a factory in Allentown—I’ll give this “smooth” thing a try there?
Barack_Obama: Thanks for the advice, Davids.
daxelrod: do ittt
PLOUFFE_DADDY: BIG PIMPIN
Barack_Obama has left the conference chat.

daxelrod: well played
daxelrod: sickest april fools prank eva

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