RSTING ON LRLS
In a clear move to keep Motorola’s flagging mobile phone sales from pulling down its lucrative broadband and switching enterprise services the company is splitting into two publicly-traded organizations. The Mobile Devices company will focus on mobile handsets while the Broadband and Mobility solutions sector will work on secure voice and data communication along with broadband for enterprises and government.
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[DRAFT DOCUMENT]
PETITION OF DISSOLUTION OF MARRIAGE
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NORTHERN JUDICIAL DISTRICT, COOK COUNTY, ILLINOIS
In re: the Marriage of
Motorola, Inc.
Petitioner
and
Motorola Mobile Devices (MTRL et al.)
Respondent
08 A 3657
Docket No.
The Petitioner, Motorola, Inc., respectfully declares the following:
1. Petitioner’s Residence: Petitioner resides at 1303 East Algonquin Road, Schaumburg, Illinois 60196 and has been a resident of the State of Illinois for 80 years.
2. Respondent’s Residence: Respondent resides at 1303 East Algonquin Road, Schaumburg, Illinois 60196 and has been a resident of the State of Illinois for 25 years.
3. Marriage: On September 21, 1983, in Schaumburg, Cook County, Illinois, the Petitioner and Respondent married. An official copy of the marriage license is attached to this PETITION OF DISSOLUTION OF MARRIAGE.
4. Assets: Petitioner and Respondent agree to separate the following assets acquired jointly through their marriage:
Petitioner
Section 1: Enterprise Mobility Solutions
(A) Business Products and Services:
Accessories
Bar Code Scanning
Biometrics
Cable Broadband
Cellular Networks
Dispatch
Global Services
M2M Wireless Modules
Micro Kiosks and Payment Terminals
Mobile Computers
Private Broadband Networks
RFID
SCADA Systems
Smartphones
Software and Applications
Telco Broadband Networks
TV Video Distribution
Two-Way Radios - Public Safety
Two-Way Radios and Pagers - Business
Wireless Broadband Networks
Wireless LAN
(B) Product Lines:
Astria® CP
ASTRO® 25 Network
Canopy®
CherryPicker®
IMPRES™
MOTOTRBO™
MOTOwi4™
Netopia® xDSL Gateways and Routers
OmniStar® GX2
PowerBroadband
STARLINE®
Symbol
Section 2: Home & Networks Mobility
(A) Industry Solutions:
An official list of these products or services is attached to this PETITION OF DISSOLUTION OF MARRIAGE.
(B) Technologies:
LTE
IP Triple Play
Public Safety Project 25 Standard
WiMAX
CDMA
Converged Voice and Data
Core Solutions
GSM
HSxPA
Respondent
MOTORAZR
MOTOPEBL
MOTOROKR
MOTOSLVR
PRBLY OTHR STUF
5. Jurisdiction: This Court is that of proper jurisdiction to hear this cause. The Respondent has agreed to file an Affidavit of Consent in this cause. Neither the Petitioner or Respondent has been involved in any litigation or other proceeding involving the other party in this or any other jurisdiction with respect to their marriage or any other domestic matter.
6. Grounds for No-Fault: Petitioner wishes a dissolution of marriage with Respondent based on the following grounds:
PEBL, SLVR, ROKR HUGE FALURS
NO STRTGC VISN IN INCRSNGLY SGMNTED MOBL CMMUNCATNS MRKT
LACK OF INDSTRY LEDRSHP AND PARTNR RELATNS
RSTNG ON LRLS
[Note: This paragraph must describe sufficient legal basis for divorce as recognized by the laws of the State of Illinois. Sufficient basis for a no-fault divorce within Illinois is limited to the following: Irreconcilable differences that have caused the irretrievable breakdown of the marriage, and reconciliation has failed or further attempts at reconciliation are impractical; the spouses have been living separate and apart without cohabitation for two years. (Note: if both spouses consent, the required period for living separate and apart is six months.)]
7. Marital Settlement Agreement: Petitioner and Respondent [X] have (copy attached) __ have not entered into a Marital Settlement Agreement that formalizes an allocation of their property and finances and matters relating to child custody and visitation.
8. Other Declarations:
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________LOL_____
NOW, THEREFORE, Petitioner requests that the court order a JUDGMENT FOR DISSOLUTION OF MARRIAGE and such further relief as Petitioner may have requested herein.
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