like girls before swine
At one point on the video, an employee shouts to an investigator, “Hurt ‘em! There’s nobody works for PETA out here. You know who PETA is?”
The undercover PETA investigator replies that he’s heard of the group.
“I hate them. These (expletives) deserve to be hurt. Hurt, I say!,” the employee yells as he hits a sow with a metal rod. “Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! ... Take out your frustrations on ‘em.” He encourages the investigator to pretend that one of the pigs scared off a voluptuous and willing 17- or 18-year-old girl, and then beat the pig for it.
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A farmhouse near Des Moines.
Cleosandra: La la la! La la la la la la, la la!!
Rufus, a farmhand: um
Rufus: pardon me, ma’am. can i ask what you’re doin’ here
Cleosandra: Oh don’t you mind me none! I ain’t but visitin’ a pig farm, as per my habitual practice
Rufus: uh… hope you don’t mind my queryin’ along these lines
Rufus: but how old are you
Cleosandra: I reckon seventeen or eighteen.
Rufus: are you kiddin’ me
Rufus: kin i just axe you what two adjectives you’d be most likely to ascribe to yourself
Cleosandra: Voluptuous…
Cleosandra, leaning in close, speaking huskily: ...and willin’.
Rufus: aw hell no
Rufus: this are the greatest thing what have ever happened in the personal history of rufus
Cleosandra: Now let’s try’n resolve this here overabundance of clothinWHAT IN THE HECK
Pig: HEY RUFUS CAN I GET YOUR OPINION OF THIS TARANTULA COSTUME IS IT SCARY OR WHAT
Cleosandra: SWEET JAZUS THAT IS ONE OUT-SIZABLE TARANTULA
Rufus: WHAT IN THE DANGIT
Pig: LET ME KNOW IF THE FANGS ARE FOAMY ENOUGH, I FEEL LIKE THE COSTUME GUY SHORTCHANGED US ON THE POISONOUS FOAM
Cleosandra runs off down the road, never to be seen again.
Pig:
Rufus:
Pig: I figured if we have to put up with all this fucking irrational bullshit abuse, we might at least get to earn it a little.
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