[insert dental amnesiac witticism here]
What if you could forget you ever went to the dentist? What if the mask, the drill and the needle were mere blips in an incoherent dream and you could erase those images from your consciousness, something like an eternal sunshine of the spotless mouth?
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The procedure typically combines Valium and a sleeping pill sold under the brand name Halcyon.
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