The Walt Disney Company, concerned that its main Web site is not entertaining enough, is moving once again to overhaul Disney.com.
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For instance, little girls (or bigger ones) who create fairy avatars in a virtual world called Pixie Hollow will be able to use their cellphones to create pet butterflies for their fairies.
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“I’m going to want to use my phone to feed and love my butterfly all the time,” said Larry Shapiro, executive vice president for mobile content.

You have been invited to the “Online Shareholders Meeting 070108” conference chat with larryshap007, David_Rabinowicz, BOB.VAN.BUREN, and TheDarkMagus.  Do you accept? Y

TheDarkMagus: i was just in a completely different place back then
TheDarkMagus: and once you have one screenname its like impossible to change
BOB.VAN.BUREN: IT’S REALLY NOT THAT HARD.
David_Rabinowicz: Welcome, shareholders!
disney#shareholders:  Hello
David_Rabinowicz: Let’s just go around the “room” and introduce ourselves!
David_Rabinowicz: I’m David Rabinowicz, executive VP of sales.
larryshap007: larry shapiro, exec vp, mobile content
BOB.VAN.BUREN: ROBERT VAN BUREN, SPECIAL COUNSEL.
TheDarkMagus: john e pepper jr - chairman
disney#shareholders: We Are Teh Shareholders
David_Rabinowicz: Well, I think it makes sense to start with second-quarter earnings—which were way above target!
BOB.VAN.BUREN: OOH!  MY BUTTERFLY JUST GREW AN EXTRA PAIR OF FLUTTERWINGS™!
TheDarkMagus: omg
larryshap007: those are so pretty!!!
David_Rabinowicz: That’s excellent!  Thanks for sharing, Bob.  Now let’s examine the numbers I sent out this morning to everyone…
disney#shareholders: What Are This Flutterwigns
David_Rabinowicz: I especially want to draw everyone’s attention to our recent spike in web traffic.
BOB.VAN.BUREN: MY FAIRY’S NAME IS IRIDESSA.
TheDarkMagus: mine is pluck! shes a harvesttalent fairy
disney#shareholders: Flutterwigns Is Money ????
David_Rabinowicz: John, I bet Pluck has a lot to say about our projected third-quarter earnings!  Oh wait, actually that would be me.
larryshap007: it turns out u can use ur cell 2 feed & love ur buterfly
larryshap007: all the time
TheDarkMagus: i do that nonstop lol
David_Rabinowicz: Yes, we expect this cell-phone functionality to drive the growth of our website.
David_Rabinowicz: Among girls ages 8-12.
larryshap007: my fairy is named dulcie, she bakes delicous cookies
TheDarkMagus: guys check this out
larryshap007: and when i got a buterfly 4 her it had cookie-pattern wings!
BOB.VAN.BUREN: ROTFL THAT IS SO CUTE.
TheDarkMagus: *i* *a*m* *a* *p*i*x*i*e*
larryshap007: !!!!so kewl
disney#shareholders: This Is Nice,
David_Rabinowicz: Can we please just get through this meeting and then talk about the fairies.
larryshap007: dulcie is very easygonig & a little mischeivous
TheDarkMagus: *p*l*u*c*k* *t*h*i*n*k*s* *o*u*r* *t*h*i*r*d* *q*u*a*r*t*e*r* *e*a*r*n*i*n*g*s* *w*i*l*l* *b*e* *h*i*g*h*
David_Rabinowicz: That’s just great fucking news, John.
BOB.VAN.BUREN: EVERY TIME YOU DO THAT THING WITH THE STARS I GET AN ERECTION.
disney#shareholders: We Will Buy Your Pixes
I*r*i*d*e*s*s*a has entered the conference chat.
I*r*i*d*e*s*s*a: *a* *m*j*o*r*i*t*y* *o*f* *i*n*d*e*p*e*n*d*e*n*t* *a*n*a*l*y*s*t*s* *c*a*t*e*g*o*r*i*z*e* *o*u*r* *s*t*o*c*k* *a*s* *a* *s*t*r*o*n*g* *b*u*y*
BOB.VAN.BUREN: OHHHHHnnnnhhnhh
BOB.VAN.BUREN: BRB

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