Bush said he plans to return to Texas after he leaves office January 20 and “may write a book” but otherwise has few plans.
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Bush said he has begun to think about an outline for the book.

“I want people to know what it was like to make some of the decisions I had to make,” he said. “In other words, what was the moment like? And I’ve had one of those presidencies where I’ve had to make some tough calls, and I want people to know the truth about what it was like sitting in the Oval Office.”

You have been invited to the “October 1, 2002 EMERGENCY DECISION CHAT” conference chat with UncheneyMyHeart.  Do you accept? w
Error: Answer not recognized.  Do you accept? W
Error: Answer not recognized.  Do you accept? y

UncheneyMyHeart:  George.  Welcome.
the_w_is_for_win:  dick hows it goin
UncheneyMyHeart:  There is no time to waste.
the_w_is_for_win:  had kind of a slow day round here mself
UncheneyMyHeart:  The time for a decision on Iraq has come.
the_w_is_for_win:  hey did u get thuse lolcats i sent u
the_w_is_for_win:  friggin cat was givin a press confrence
the_w_is_for_win:  i was laughin fit 2 bust!!!!!
UncheneyMyHeart:  Um, sure.
UncheneyMyHeart:  The lollcats amused me most comprehensively.
the_w_is_for_win:  betimes it sure do get a touch lonely all up in here
UncheneyMyHeart:  George!
UncheneyMyHeart:  The commission that you appointed to explore our options on Iraq has released its findings.
UncheneyMyHeart:  To summarize, there are three ways forward.
the_w_is_for_win:  8?!?!
the_w_is_for_win:  aw heck
UncheneyMyHeart:  No, three.
the_w_is_for_win:  8
UncheneyMyHeart:  three = 3
the_w_is_for_win:  what in the crud hill is a =
UncheneyMyHeart:  3.  You have 3 options.
UncheneyMyHeart:  And here to present them is the host of “Fear Factor,” Joe Rogan.
JOEROGAN has entered the conference chat.
JOEROGAN:  GEORGE
JOEROGAN:  ARE YOU READY TO MAKE ONE OF THE MOST EXTREME DECISIONS OF YOUR LIFE
the_w_is_for_win:  aww heck yeah
the_w_is_for_win:  ima tell all my frinds i met joe rogan in the internet
JOEROGAN:  GEORGE, YOUR FIRST OPTION:  INVADE IRAQ…
JOEROGAN:  AND OVERTHROW THE TYRANNICAL DICTATOR THAT KILLED YOUR FATHER
UncheneyMyHeart:  Um.
the_w_is_for_win:  i hate that dude!!!!
UncheneyMyHeart:  You know what, never mind.
JOEROGAN:  YOUR SECOND OPTION:  SPEND A NIGHT…
JOEROGAN:  IN A CLOSET…
JOEROGAN:  FILLED WITH SCORPIONS…
JOEROGAN:  SUSPENDED TEN MILES ABOVE DOWNTOWN MANHATTAN
the_w_is_for_win:  dang!!!!!!????
JOEROGAN:  THOSE ARE YOUR OPTIONS
UncheneyMyHeart:  What happened to the third option?
JOEROGAN:  YOU SAID TWO OPTIONS
UncheneyMyHeart:  I said three.
the_w_is_for_win:  8
JOEROGAN:  FOR THE LOVE
JOEROGAN:  UM
JOEROGAN:  GEORGE, YOUR THIRD OPTION…
JOEROGAN:  IS TO EAT…
JOEROGAN:  FOUR TONS...
JOEROGAN:  OF UNCOOKED GOAT TESTICLES
the_w_is_for_win:  ewwwww
JOEROGAN:  HERE THEY ARE, IN A TRUCK
JOEROGAN is gesturing to a truck containing four tons of uncooked goat testicles.
UncheneyMyHeart:  Oh Jesus Christ.
the_w_is_for_win:  daggg
JOEROGAN:  TIME TO CHOOSE
the_w_is_for_win:  what were teh first option agin
JOEROGAN:  DECLARE WAR ON IRAQ AND TAKE VENGEANCE ON THE MAN WHO KILLED YOUR FATHER
the_w_is_for_win:  that dude gits me all riled up!!!!!!!
the_w_is_for_win:  i feel like thar were another item
JOEROGAN:  LIVE IN A CLOSET WITH SCORPIONS
the_w_is_for_win:  thats not 8
the_w_is_for_win:  oh wait, i forgot aboutn them texas oysters
UncheneyMyHeart:  George!  You must act now!
the_w_is_for_win:  heck i dont know
UncheneyMyHeart:  George, my God.
UncheneyMyHeart:  You are choosing among war, living with scorpions in a closet, and eating a physically infeasible quantity of uncooked goat testicles.
UncheneyMyHeart:  Choose war.
the_w_is_for_win:  well
the_w_is_for_win:  dick this is tough
the_w_is_for_win:  is therr any chance that a insight could be gleant from our sponsors
JOEROGAN:  EXCELLENT POINT
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