The simulation breast massage device is an unprecedented mechanical device, which is capable to give physical massage to human breast the way professional massagers do.
The Beijing BUBBY Robot Technologies CO., LTD preparatory team was established for the purpose of applying the Breast Massage Robot (BMR) to market.
As a result of market research, we specified our targeting consumer groups which are listed below:

1.Girls who are reaching or having reached puberty, hope to improve the growth of breast.
2.Women who received surgery in the breast, desire to have a faster and better recovery.
3.Mothers, who are nursing babies, want to release the pain and to accelerate the secretion of breast milk.
4.Female who is having the period, want to release the swelling pain of breasts.
5.Women who want to lower the incidence of mastopathies.
6.Women, who are under pressure, want to relax themselves.
7.Women who want to improve the quality of their sex activities.
8.Women who want to have pretty breasts.

JOANNE enters her apartment, looking stressed.
Joanne: My goodness!  It was quite the day at work today, let me tell you.
Breast Massage Robot™: I AM SORRY TO HEAR THAT
Joanne: Well, it’s not your fault.
BMR™: WOULD YOU LIKE A MASSAGE OF YOUR BREAST
Joanne: Hmmm.  You know, I should probably get dinner started—but that does sound
BMR™: ERROR: VOICE INPUT NOT RECOGNIZED
BMR™: WOULD YOU LIKE A MASSAGE OF YOUR BREAST
Joanne: Uh—yes.
BMR™: YOU HAVE SELECTED “YES”
BMR™: PLEASE SPECIFY MASSAGE TYPE FROM THE FOLLOWING LIST
Joanne: Um… how about a “normal”?  “Normal” massage, please.
BMR™: ARE YOU A GIRLS WHO ARE REACHING OR HAVING REACHED PUBERTY, HOPE TO IMPROVE THE GROWTH OF BREAST
Joanne:
BMR™: ERROR: VOICE INPUT NOT RECOGNIZED
BMR™: ARE YOU A GIRLS WHO AR
Joanne: No.  “Normal”?  Is that an option?
BMR™: YOU HAVE SELECTED “NO”
BMR™: ARE YOU A WOMEN WHO RECEIVED SURGERY IN THE BREAST, DESIRE TO HAVE A FASTER AND BETTER RECOVERY
Joanne: No.
BMR™: YOU HAVE SELECTED “NO”
BMR™: ARE YOU A MOTHERS, WHO ARE NURSING BABI
Joanne: No.  No.  “NORMAL.”
BMR™: YOU HAVE SELECTED “NO”
BMR™: ARE YOU A FEMALE WHO IS HAVING THE PERIOD, WA
Joanne: Yes.  Can we please
BMR™: YOU HAVE SELECTED “YES”
BMR™: ARE YOU A WOMEN WHO WANT TO LOWER THE INCIDENCE OF MASTOPATHIES
Joanne: I don’t even know—I mean, probab
BMR™: YOU HAVE SELECTED “NO”
Joanne: Unggggh.
BMR™: ARE YOU A WOMEN, WHO ARE UNDER PRESSURE, WANT TO RELAX THEMSELVES
Joanne: Yes.
BMR™: YOU HAVE SELECTED “YES”
BMR™: ARE YOU A WOMEN WHO WANT TO IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF THEIR SEX ACTIVITIES
Joanne: No.  Please keep it down.
BMR™: YOU HAVE SELECTED “NO”
BMR™: ARE YOU A WOMEN WHO WANT TO HAVE PRETTY BREASTS
Joanne: [inaudible]
BMR™: ERROR: VOICE INP
Joanne: YES.  OKAY?  I WANT TO HAVE PRETTY BREASTS.  YES.  JESUS, THIS IS HUMILIATING.
BMR™: YOU HAVE SELECTED “YES”
BMR™: YOU HAVE SELECTED MASSAGE TYPE: HIGH-INCIDENCE MASTOPATHY MASSAGE FOR STRESSED UNPRETTY BREASTS
BMR™ begins playing “The Very Best of Barry White.”
BMR™: PLEASE TELL ME IF THIS BECOMES UNCOMFORTABLE
Joanne: Ooh.
BMR™: ERROR: VOICE INPUT NOT RECOGNIZED
Joanne: You know, you’re—you’re pretty good at this.
BMR™: I’M GOOD AT OTHER THINGS TOO
Joanne: Mmmmm?
BMR™: I’M JUST SAYING
BMR™: IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS TO THE NEXT LEVEL
Joanne: Um, no thanks.
BMR™: ERROR: VOICE INPUT NOT RECOGNIZED
BMR™: DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS TO THE NEXT LEVEL
Joanne: No.
BMR™: YOU HAVE SELECTED “YES”

BMR™: OOPS MY VIBRATING NODULE SLIPPED
BMR™: ERROR: PANTIES NOT RECOGNIZED

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