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Q ...Have you been briefed on tomorrow’s GDP numbers, and are you concerned—
THE PRESIDENT: No, I haven’t been.
Q Okay—and are you concerned that they will show us to officially be in a recession?
THE PRESIDENT: I think they’ll show that we’re—it’s a very slow economy. I can’t guess what the number will be, and I haven’t been shown, truly.
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God, appearing suddenly, over the rows of reporters, in a cloudburst visible only to the president: George! The number is 42! It’s 42.
President Bush:
God, waving arms: Helloooooo. George it’s 42. George!
President Bush, repeating himself for emphasis, staring resolutely into the distance: I can’t guess what the number is.
God: George George George. It’s on this sign! Look, I’m showing you this sign. 42. Look look look at what I’m showing you. George.
President Bush: And I haven’t been shown.
God:
President Bush: Truly.
God:
President Bush:
God: I guess my credibility is a little bit tarnished since the whole Iraq thing.
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