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You have been invited to a conference chat with superdelegate1011806 and Barack_Obama. Do you accept? y
superdelegate1011806: but most of the time i feel like clarence just needs to chill out
superdelegate1011806: what!
Barack_Obama: Welcome, Bruce.
superdelegate1011806 has been censored by the chat administrator.
BruceTheBossSpringst: Whats happening !!!!
superdelegate1011806: you didnt f-ing tell me you invited f-ing bruce springfuck to THIS CHAT
BruceTheBossSpringst: Were you talkin trash on my man Clarence !!!!!
Barack_Obama: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Now, Bruce, we’re all entitled to our own musical opinions.
Barack_Obama: However, concerning policy and leadership, I think some debate might be fruitful.
Barack_Obama: Congressman, I understand you intend to cast your vote for Senator Clinton.
Barack_Obama: Perhaps the endorsement of Bruce Springsteen, an icon of modern Americana, will persuade you to choose otherwise.
BruceTheBossSpringst: CLarence will kick YOURE BUTT ROTFL !!!!!
superdelegate1011806: barack, i respect what you’re trying to do
superdelegate1011806: and my mind certainly hasn’t been made up yet
BruceTheBossSpringst: EVERYBODYS GOT A HUNGY HEART !!!
superdelegate1011806: but i want to give a fair hearing to both sides
superdelegate1011806: um… could you ask bruce not to do that
Barack_Obama: Bruce, I’m not sure it helps my cause for you to quote your own song lyrics in all capital letters.
BruceTheBossSpringst: WHy doesnt the superdelgate tell me that to my face !!!!!!!
BruceTheBossSpringst: Im KIDDING !!!!!
superdelegate1011806: yes.
Barack_Obama: Well, I appreciate your open-mindedness, Congressman. I suppose we’ll be on our way, then.
thatshillaryous1026 has entered the conference chat.
SALSAKINGWILLIECOLON has entered the conference chat.
thatshillaryous1026: i thought id find u here
thatshillaryous1026: willie! hit it!
SALSAKINGWILLIECOLON: CHA CHA CHA, CHA CHA CHA
SALSAKINGWILLIECOLON: MI TORTUGA ES LIMPIA
superdelegate1011806: hillary
SALSAKINGWILLIECOLON: DONDE ESTA EL AUTOBUS… EL AUTOBUS DE MI CORAZON
superdelegate1011806: not ideal timing
SALSAKINGWILLIECOLON: ...DE MI CORAZO-O-O-O-ON
Barack_Obama: My goodness, this is awkward.
thatshillaryous1026: wtf is barack doing here
BruceTheBossSpringst: This guy is prety good !!!!
BruceTheBossSpringst: BUT NOT AS GOOD AS TEH BOSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheEStreetBand has entered the conference chat.
TheEStreetBand is performing “I’m on Fire.”
BruceTheBossSpringst: Hey little girl !!!!
BruceTheBossSpringst: Is your daddy home !!!
superdelegate1011806: this is ridiculous
superdelegate1011806: i’m getting out of here
superdelegate1011806 has left the conference chat.
Barack_Obama: Yes, this doesn’t seem headed anywhere good.
thatshillaryous1026: agreed
Barack_Obama has left the conference chat.
thatshillaryous1027 has left the conference chat.
BruceTheBossSpringst: I got a bad desire !!!!!
SALSAKINGWILLIECOLON: YO-O-O-O-O ESTOY EN FUEGO
BruceTheBossSpringst: Huh !!!!!???
SALSAKINGWILLIECOLON: I AM A BIG FAN, BELIEVE ME
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