all sailors responsible for own oil-soaked rags
The U.S. Navy fired the captain and executive officer of the nuclear-powered aircraft carrier George Washington on Wednesday because of a massive fire that damaged the ship in May, Navy officials said.
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The two were fired because of practices on their ship that Navy investigators believe led to the fire.
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RULES AND REGULATIONS
for the crew of the USS George Washington
“the Fightin’ George: This Time It’s Nuclear!”
1. Smoking is Encouraged Everywhere on Ship.
2. Air Out Mattresses Daily By Placing Them in Gangway.
3. No Running.
4. If No Ashtray is Handy, Use a Bucket or Barrel.
5. Store All Flammable Liquids in Engine Room or Kitchen.
6. Fireworks Allowed Only on Sundays.
7. Courtesy Counts – Bus Your Own Meal Trays, and Don’t Hog the Showers.
8. Hibatchi Stove Borrowing is on a Strictly First Come, First Served Basis.
9. Each Sailor Must Keep His Under-bed Spare Gasoline Can Full at All Times.
10. Do Not Wake the Captain Unless More Than 20% of the Ship is Engulfed in Flames.
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