ask not what your mommy can do for you
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16
October
Kathy Seals, a Republican voter who attended the Richmond event, said she admired Ms. Palin for ‘unabashedly speaking the truth, especially about life and the choices she made about her baby, Trig [...]’. Ms. Palin’s infant son, who has Down syndrome, is a frequent presence in his mother’s left arm as she shakes hands with supporters and moves from event to event.
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Three ways that Trig Palin is special:
1.His mommy is running for Vice President.
2.He has an extra 21st chromosome.
3.He has been exposed to more germs than any other baby ever.
On the other hand, his mommy didn’t you-know-what him, so helping her get elected is kind of the least he can do.
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