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MonaVie...the rich syrupy blend of Brazilian acai berries and 18 other fruits[,] has gained a cult following among those who say it can kill pain, disease and malnutrition[...]
At a recent event in the New Jersey Holiday Inn, [distributors Diane Nafziger and Sherry Whitaker] put on a smooth presentation for an audience of around 10 people. Nafziger took the stage first, describing how a diabetic friend committed to MonaVie broke his need for insulin shots.
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Other Amazing-But-True!™ MonaVie™©® Addiction-Breaking Success Stories:
Dan, a myopic friend, broke his nasty glasses habit.
Cherise, a friend with no kidneys, got the dialysis monkey off her back.
Tom, an astronaut, successfully battled pesky oxygen cravings in the total vacuum of space.
Richard, who formerly had used his eyes to see, ears to hear, mouth to taste, nose to smell, and skin to touch, got out from under his debilitating sensory organ dependency and now interacts with the world around him directly with his soul.
Mona, a total Sudoku junkie, now does somewhat less Sudoku.
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