2008
December
- Dec 01: Wal*Mob
November
- Nov 27: thank you for being a friend
- Nov 26: a bloodied nose
- Nov 25: you have 5 new messages
- Nov 21: wrongtánamo
- Nov 20: the nba: where shrieking happens
- Nov 18: the real heroes
- Nov 17: safety is a relative thing
- Nov 14: barack to the future
- Nov 13: DECISION FACTOR WITH JOE ROGAN
- Nov 12: the doors of conception
- Nov 11: goodbye, tumbler
- Nov 10: obvi h. christ
- Nov 06: dogbama
- Nov 05: maybe, we might
- Nov 04: no jokes today, just vote
- Nov 03: 100 days of turpitude
October
- Oct 30: myths and facts about al-qaeda
- Oct 29: running with the devil food cake
- Oct 28: his reception was crap anyway
- Oct 27: purge, baby, purge
- Oct 24: error: decade not found
- Oct 20: vicar assault 3
- Oct 17: rally svengali
- Oct 15: mullen it over
- Oct 14: they could call it hallowee
- Oct 13: no effects
- Oct 10: applause makes him twitchy
- Oct 09: ninja biden
- Oct 08: palintology
- Oct 06: iran = kugel
- Oct 03: the power of the dick side
- Oct 01: blair today, gone tomorrow
September
- Sep 30: call me, crazy.
- Sep 29: make no mis-steak
- Sep 26: i knee you to knee me
- Sep 24: red, white, and blaine
- Sep 19: ask bill o’reilly!
- Sep 18: like girls before swine
- Sep 15: krill, baby, krill
- Sep 10: just wing it
- Sep 09: The O Powerful O
- Sep 05: levi stress
- Sep 04: we are not emused
- Sep 03: onward, christian womb-soldiers
- Sep 02: also, those weren’t prostitutes, they were just scantily clad, um, librarians that i hang out with
August
- Aug 27: run, fatboy, run
- Aug 25: aaaaaaand release.
- Aug 20: god don’t make no trash… talk
- Aug 19: michael phelps is so fired up
- Aug 15: and that’s the tooth!
- Aug 11: How to have a baby
- Aug 08: amazing-but-true!™
- Aug 07: ghost plane
- Aug 06: HOLYMPICS
- Aug 05: he uses cod to express his love
- Aug 01: RU listening haha
July
- Jul 30: seriously, we feel just awful
- Jul 29: mini-golf aunts
- Jul 28: [insert iowa caucus pun here]
- Jul 25: other stuff we could call it
- Jul 24: verb my noun for social issue
- Jul 23: golden farces
- Jul 22: americans have stupid priorities
- Jul 17: so you think you can dance
- Jul 16: the best laid plans
- Jul 15: humorons
- Jul 14: onward christian soldiers
- Jul 11: retraction jackson
- Jul 10: rising gas prices made me stupid
- Jul 08: manga mia
- Jul 07: i’m just FARC-ing with you
- Jul 03: exxon valbees
- Jul 02: with apologies to humanity
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