2008

December

• Dec 01: Wal*Mob

November

• Nov 27: thank you for being a friend

• Nov 26: a bloodied nose

• Nov 25: you have 5 new messages

• Nov 24: if a piano falls in the woods, does it make a sound?

• Nov 21: wrongtánamo

• Nov 20: the nba: where shrieking happens

• Nov 19: preserving the sanctity of hypocrisy

• Nov 18: the real heroes

• Nov 17: safety is a relative thing

• Nov 14: barack to the future

• Nov 13: DECISION FACTOR WITH JOE ROGAN

• Nov 12: the doors of conception

• Nov 11: goodbye, tumbler

• Nov 10: obvi h. christ

• Nov 07: fulsome though bizarre: the berlusconi story

• Nov 06: dogbama

• Nov 05: maybe, we might

• Nov 04: no jokes today, just vote

• Nov 03: 100 days of turpitude

October

• Oct 30: myths and facts about al-qaeda

• Oct 29: running with the devil food cake

• Oct 28: his reception was crap anyway

• Oct 27: purge, baby, purge

• Oct 24: error: decade not found

• Oct 21: [trying valiantly to avoid the obvious joke]

• Oct 20: vicar assault 3

• Oct 17: rally svengali

• Oct 16: ask not what your mommy can do for you

• Oct 15: mullen it over

• Oct 14: they could call it hallowee

• Oct 13: no effects

• Oct 10: applause makes him twitchy

• Oct 09: ninja biden

• Oct 08: palintology

• Oct 06: iran = kugel

• Oct 06: swarming is the natural means of reproduction

• Oct 03: the power of the dick side

• Oct 02: perhaps the only interviewee who has ever made katie couric look like a hardass

• Oct 01: blair today, gone tomorrow

September

• Sep 30: call me, crazy.

• Sep 29: make no mis-steak

• Sep 26: i knee you to knee me

• Sep 25: we haven’t switched to the metric system, yet

• Sep 24: red, white, and blaine

• Sep 23: life, liberty, and the pursuit of hAAAUGGGH!

• Sep 19: ask bill o’reilly!

• Sep 18: like girls before swine

• Sep 17: i don’t think they sell coffee in areas like this

• Sep 16: 1,000,000 strong for the preservation of irony

• Sep 15: krill, baby, krill

• Sep 12: if we preach enough they won’t practice

• Sep 10: just wing it

• Sep 09: The O Powerful O

• Sep 08: traits that are admirable in a freelance adventurer

• Sep 05: levi stress

• Sep 04: we are not emused

• Sep 03: onward, christian womb-soldiers

• Sep 02: also, those weren’t prostitutes, they were just scantily clad, um, librarians that i hang out with

August

• Aug 29: free wheelies if you promise not to litter

• Aug 28: working hard?  or hardly worYOU HAVE BEEN TACKLED IN THE FACE.

• Aug 27: run, fatboy, run

• Aug 26: we must somehow prevent Him from reading pynchon

• Aug 25: aaaaaaand release.

• Aug 22: for instance, the missile-launching-helicopter industry would also get tax relief

• Aug 21: the unicorn lobby is going to have a field day

• Aug 20: god don’t make no trash… talk

• Aug 19: michael phelps is so fired up

• Aug 18: it was mainly your bubblegum tongue

• Aug 15: and that’s the tooth!

• Aug 14: these napkin rings are pretty rockin’

• Aug 13: perhaps these peace-loving french sperm will do

• Aug 12: wife is frightening to white people

• Aug 11: How to have a baby

• Aug 08: amazing-but-true!™

• Aug 07: ghost plane

• Aug 06: HOLYMPICS

• Aug 05: he uses cod to express his love

• Aug 04: massachusetts safe from pink terror

• Aug 01: RU listening haha

July

• Jul 31: all sailors responsible for own oil-soaked rags

• Jul 30: seriously, we feel just awful

• Jul 29: mini-golf aunts

• Jul 28: [insert iowa caucus pun here]

• Jul 25: other stuff we could call it

• Jul 24: verb my noun for social issue

• Jul 23: golden farces

• Jul 22: americans have stupid priorities

• Jul 21: a real one is much easier to make

• Jul 18: die now in three easy installments

• Jul 17: so you think you can dance

• Jul 16: the best laid plans

• Jul 15: humorons

• Jul 14: onward christian soldiers

• Jul 11: retraction jackson

• Jul 10: rising gas prices made me stupid

• Jul 08: manga mia

• Jul 07: i’m just FARC-ing with you

• Jul 03: exxon valbees

• Jul 02: with apologies to humanity

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